Blow Energy mix, that is.  I love all the tongue-in-cheek “drug” products for sale now.

Blow Energy Drink Mix

Product Description

Looking for a little pick me up, but tend to frown upon the possibility of jail time?
Well, look no further, because Blow Energy Mix is finally here. No bloody noses or policemen involved with this one, folks, just pure caffeinated potency that’s sure to whip you into a frenzy of productiveness. It comes in a handy canister (or in this case, a vile) (Uh, shouldn’t that be “vial?” – JCL) and can be mixed into your favorite drink for instant re-vitalization. Best of all, it will make you look cool at parties without having to spend thousands of dollars on illegal narcotics!
So what are you waiting for? Buy it up, cut it up and enjoy the rush of Blow, the energy mix of course.

*NOTE: Snorting this product is NOT recommended. In addition, rubbing it on your gums/teeth will also not produce any results (outside of the occasional cavity, of course).

Scarface would be proud.

Source: Blow Energy Drink Mix at Xoxide!

Only three bucks, folks.  Buy now before some legislator works to get this outlawed because it glamorizes drugs!