Category Archives: Funny
I quit “the best job in America” to become a lawyer
I had to laugh when I saw that I used to have “the best job in America” before I went to law school: If you’re a systems engineer who wonders whether you’ve chosen the right profession, I bring you good news. Please take a deep breath, stand up, and be prepared to leap so high, [...]
“Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson”
A fentanyl lawyer I know sent me a link to the following video: After viewing some of the evidence from fentanyl lawsuits, it seems to me that this video hits the nail right on the head.
PETA is full of fail
Instead of demonstrating a new high-tech way to painlessly kill lobsters, they end up letting hundreds of them get boiled. Lame. The animal rights group PETA bought two of the lobster devices and paid for Mr. Buckhaven and his wife to fly to the Arizona event last Saturday to demonstrate the technology. Unfortunately, the courier [...]
There’s no greater heartache than having Glenn Beck outlive your child…
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Hat tip to my flappy-headed Canadian friend. (And since this is from The Onion, expect profanity.)
Apple Files Patent For Evil
But they don’t call it that. They instead call it a patent for operating system advertising. Follow the link and see just how evil their plan is. Gene Quinn, patent attorney and founder of IPWatchdog, says Apple has file for a patent on “Advertisement in Operating System.” Sounds harmless at first but wait until you [...]